Chat,
What’s the matter with outside?
DIPPY: Yeah, you guys are wimps.
[All fall silent as the HUMAN slams her laptop shut, fills a watering can, and wanders among them. Finishing the dining room plants, she heads for the living room.]
PHIL: Hey, Human, you forgot me!
SHANNON [smugly]: She likes us better than you.
DAFFY AND DIPPY: Surprise, surprise!
PHIL: Come b-a-a-ack, Human!
SHANNON: No chance. I saw that crazed look in her eyes.
DIPPY: The Human’s off to Ivanhoe’s for sure. I heard her say they’ve started serving strawberry shortcake.
PHIL: Another sure sign a blizzard will hit.
DAFFY: Maybe we should hunker down, girl.
DIPPY: First, I want to say something. [To the inside plants] We may not be the brightest flowers in the seed catalog —
DAFFY: What do you mean? We are the brightest! We cheer up humans in March when nothing else does … though our bulbs didn’t come from a seed catalog [hangs head]. We’re from the Walmart bin.
DIPPY [ignoring him]: We always show up, no matter the weather. Then we take care of ourselves. We don’t have to be pampered, like some plants. [She turns her back on PHIL.]
SINEAD [whispers to SHANNON]: Why does the Human keep Phil anyway? He’s skinny and scraggly and not nice.
PHIL: Simple, Sinead: I blackmail her. I know the Human’s editors. And how many naps our Human takes per day.
Besides … she knows I’m good at giving her ideas for columns.
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